Mudslinging and abuse - Play nicely

[RED PRED]

You better have well sealed goggles on sunday cos you are gonna get so much dust in your eyes LOL

[admin]

Hay, This is the Newbury Board. We are far to posh to have you posting your cheap graffiti here !!!!

Just wait till you get stuck ont a rut and need a trac... Scrambler to pull you off.

[WELLZY]

now now calm down, you all no that i am going to beat you all (as long as there is not much water!):p:D:p

[RED PRED]

Danny is just joking Wellzy, he knows that when it comes down to performance and handling I have got him well and truly hammered, but when it comes down to lugging stuck sports quads out of dodgy situations he has the advantage, shame the only person we have had to pull out of trouble so far is him LOL LOL LOL :D

[catmandoes]

Wellzy,

The real purpose of this board was so that Red Pred and I can Hurl abuse at each other. lol

Some of these thread need a clearing up a bit. New members might not quite understand our friendly mud slinging.

[WELLZY]

wait until i get a nos kit for my bike!!!:eek::rolleyes:

i am never serious, i was just messing around with you.:cool:

[WELLZY]

Wellzy,

The real purpose of this board was so that Red Pred and I can Hurl abuse at each other. lol

Some of these thread need a clearing up a bit. New members might not quite understand our friendly mud slinging.

i under stand fully, just make a humor thread and people can enter at there own risk! I WILL BE MONITERING IT 24/7! LOL :D:p:cool:

[admin]

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[RED PRED]

Newbury posh, since when, you should have seen it during the cold war mate, lesbians everywhere, Newbury is practically Greenham Common Wellzy and when the cruise missiles were based there it was a hotbed of perversion, Danny does not know the history of Newbury because he has not lived there long, I have known it for over 30 years .
Did you know that years ago the Elizabethans used to send their lepers there because the place suited their illness, even Hitler said that when he invaded England, he would flatten Newbury and build a new town instead, hence there is a road there called Newtown Road, the famous racecourse is only a glorified track used by the local gypsy population to race their wagons when the full moon comes out and they have been on the local magic mushrooms .
PS, I have nothing against lesbians, in fact I think they are great .

[WELLZY]

i can't wait to see his reply to that!:D:cool:

[WELLZY]

Newbury posh, since when, you should have seen it during the cold war mate, lesbians everywhere, Newbury is practically Greenham Common Wellzy and when the cruise missiles were based there it was a hotbed of perversion, Danny does not know the history of Newbury because he has not lived there long, I have known it for over 30 years .
Did you know that years ago the Elizabethans used to send their lepers there because the place suited their illness, even Hitler said that when he invaded England, he would flatten Newbury and build a new town instead, hence there is a road there called Newtown Road, the famous racecourse is only a glorified track used by the local gypsy population to race their wagons when the full moon comes out and they have been on the local magic mushrooms .
PS, I have nothing against lesbians, in fact I think they are great .

have you been sniffing paint thiners or somthing??:D:p:D

[RED PRED]

No need for sniffing anything mate, its just an overdose of humour-warped I grant you .

[WELLZY]

you don't just come up with off the top of your head?:confused::D

[RED PRED]

Not from the top of my head but from inside it, being a lead guitarist and singer in a band you get used to hecklers and have to think fast-easy peasy to do .

[catmandoes]

And if you had heard him sing, you would heckle too. I did....... :p

There will be a official Newbury response to the defamation of our good towns name, but im at work and im not feeling witty enough to give it the attension it requires :)

[RED PRED]

If you dont feel like writing one, get on of the girls at the brothel to do it for you ;)

[WELLZY]

oh well if you can't eemm do something, goin them.:p

[WELLZY]

And if you had heard him sing, you would heckle too. I did....... :p

There will be a official Newbury response to the defamation of our good towns name, but im at work and im not feeling witty enough to give it the attension it requires :)

feel sorry for you:p:D

[RED PRED]

When someone from Newbury says heckle, what they mean is to worship and shout out "I am not worthy" .

[WELLZY]

it can't have been that bad!:D:p

[RED PRED]

What cant be that bad, my singing or Newbury, believe me, Newbury is that bad, the most attractive thing is the gas holder next to the race course and that is a rusty bucket, I speak from first hand experience on that thing as I have been up on top in minus 15 degrees breaking ice off the water seals so it did not blow, yes I was a Gas Engineer many moons ago .
I should not really slag off Newbury as I am from Basingstoke :rolleyes:
As for my singing and playing, Danny, how did you like my Hendrix solo playing ? be honest mate :D

[WELLZY]

it's hard to tell really??:p:D

[RED PRED]

There wont be one mate, he is too busy rounding up the local junkies and shooting them .
They say you are never more than 10 feet away from a rat in London, in Newbury the rats are the local delicacy so you are only about 2 feet away from your plate of `Rat-atoiue` .

[RED PRED]

I did hear that people in Newbury consider the effluent that runs down the open drains in the high street to be as good as the locally produced fine wines .

[WELLZY]

wow, nothing like last night's dinner with ice in a nice big wine glass!:o:p:D

[PinkPred]

Newbury posh, since when, you should have seen it during the cold war mate, lesbians everywhere, Newbury is practically Greenham Common Wellzy and when the cruise missiles were based there it was a hotbed of perversion, Danny does not know the history of Newbury because he has not lived there long, I have known it for over 30 years .
Did you know that years ago the Elizabethans used to send their lepers there because the place suited their illness, even Hitler said that when he invaded England, he would flatten Newbury and build a new town instead, hence there is a road there called Newtown Road, the famous racecourse is only a glorified track used by the local gypsy population to race their wagons when the full moon comes out and they have been on the local magic mushrooms .
PS, I have nothing against lesbians, in fact I think they are great .

I really dont know how you can say these things , you are crazy , i hope some of the Newbury people dont read this , if they do you are in danger .
You are soooooooooooo bigoted RED PRED .

[Big Jim]

its true graham, you are racist

[RED PRED]

No I am not, I just hate everyone who is not British !

[Big Jim]

you Nazi jew hater, you