The Crack

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For those of you who follow the news, you may be aware of a piece of modern art that has recently hit the headlines in the Tate Gallery.

Basically, they have created a HUGE crack in the floor of the main exibition floor. I just had to go and see this and find out what all the fuss was about. I have to say that it is very impressive. Its a big secret as to how this crack was created, but they have stated that the design criteria was that there had to be no permement damage to the building foundations.

I think i know how they did it ;)

Incidently, i now understand the true motives and meaning behind modern art. The whole thing is one big Chick magnet. The exibition seemed to be attended by gorgous young female art students. Very nice.

Here are some pics that i took ( no pics of the art students unfortunatly ).

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more pictures

[yellow peril]

WOW Danny that's some BIG crack, it's even bigger than the one my ex girlfriend had :eek:










in her ceiling :D



and you thought I was going to be rude didn't you :p

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I think it can only have been created in one of two ways, either its;

Painted on the surface because your hand does not look like it is actually in the crack (ooooh er)

Made in an artificial raised floor on top of the existing floor

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No and No :)

[WELLZY]

they'de have to be smoking crack to consider that as art!:eek::D:D:p

have they cut that in the floor??

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And... another no.


I do think its art though, you have to see it to appreciate it. It apparently represents divison on society. As im a typical cynical Quad biker :) my first prioruty was to work out how they had done it before i started to appreciate it as a work of art.

Honestly, if anyone is in London it's really worth going to have a look at.

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I will pop in next time i have business in London, i am intrigued .
Wellzy, I imagime the only art you appreciate is in crayon LOL

[WELLZY]

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

i'll have yo no that i have two gcse's in grapics for my art work, on pc's!!:D:D

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you did not mention what grades of gcse you got, let us know and please tell the truth ;)

[WELLZY]

two c grades, that's the truth!:D:cool:

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I respect the truth mate but two C`s, hardly top grades are they ;):Dwell done anyway

[WELLZY]

better then two f's?:rolleyes::D

you try getting four a* then, it's bloody hard!:eek:

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I could get 8 A`s in my sleep mate .

I have BA Hons in Mechanical and Electrical Physics and science and
I got a double Honours in the Science of life and Well being physical status degree mate .

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Wellzy

With those qualifications you could get a job painting lines on the road.

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But make sure you dont go around the parked cars LOL

[WELLZY]

:rolleyes::rolleyes:i havent even finished the grapics course yet, it's my other it course that i am concentrating on as well.

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what are exams are you taking

[yellow peril]

Don't knock those guys that paint lines on the roads, they get paid an average of £53,000 per year!!

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£53K, are you sure, bloody hell, where do you apply for those jobs then ?

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Well he has still got to wait a few years yet before he drive the truck.

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Possibly more if you need an HGV, is that 18, i am not sure, £53K for an unskilled job like painting lines, thats a joke and i want a council tax rebate LOL

[WELLZY]

Possibly more if you need an HGV, is that 18, i am not sure, £53K for an unskilled job like painting lines, thats a joke and i want a council tax rebate LOL

it's because they get hit by cars when working on the motorways, there is such of a high accident rate that no wants to do the job, no matter how much money.

i am doing:

English
Maths
Science
graphics:cool:
dida (diploma in digetal applications):cool:
DT (Product Design):cool:

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You need to work harder to get A`s if you dont want to end up painting lines for £53K ;), mind you that is tempting money, nearly up with Admin :D

[WELLZY]

:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

nat, going to college if i get c's or above in all of the course's:cool:

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i thought you were going to be a motor mechanic, you seem to change your mind more often than i change my pants :eek:.

[WELLZY]

:D:D

go to college, train to improve my mechanic skills:cool::cool: