funny joke

[WELLZY]

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
=MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him"Midnight". He didn't seem pis*ed off at all.

Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " " Oh.sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

:D:p:D:p

this is not my joke, this is 660 raptor's off quadsuk.net.

[catmandoes]

Thanks for that Wellzy ... i think....

You know what i said about living in the north......... The jokes are bad too !!! :D:D But hay, bad jokes are good too.

[WELLZY]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!660 RAPTOR LIVES IN YORKSHIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, GOT YOU!:D:p:D:p

[catmandoes]

But Wellzy..... YORKSHIRE... is in the NORTH !!!!!!

[WELLZY]

DAM IT!!!!!!!!!:mad::p:D:p

[RED PRED]

There is nothing like a good education, something Wellzy seems to lack :p:D

[WELLZY]

:rolleyes::rolleyes:
why do you think i like sat-nav? no sense needed!:D:p