IOW and Mr Kiplings cakes!

[two wheels short]

Cheers boys for a top weekend.................. too knackered to add any details but a few photo's and vids to follow.

[yellow peril]

Cheers for a good weekend, mmm...those cakes weren't half good, should of had a few more of them :rofl:

[upperdeane]

Agreed ....great weekend. Shame about the closed roads and Byways ......

Cake still had me in its grips at 8am thismorning (9hrs after eating it) ...I had to skip breakfast! I'm just about back to rights now.

[outlander]

Home again, thanks for a great weekend everybody and all Grahams organising. Just had a cup of tea and a slice of my neighbours cherry cake. 45 minutes to go.:flypig:

[Nogbad]

Home again, thanks for a great weekend everybody and all Grahams organising. Just had a cup of tea and a slice of my neighbours cherry cake. 45 minutes to go.:flypig:

I'll bet you can't wait.......

[johnnyboy]

great weekend men and to make things even better when we were on the ferry we got to see a real life air sea rescue. What happened was some bloke that had saved all his life to buy himself a sailing boat to cruise around the solent ect had jumped on board to go for a sail around the island and when he went to pull his sails in, a broken bottle went right through his foot and severed a artery and before the helicoper got him to hospital he had blead to death. Apparantly some mindless quad bikers had been useing his boat that he saved all his life for as a bit of target practice!!! its unreal isnt it now the IOW council are thinking of closeing all the lanes permentaly as to keep minless thugs that all ride quads off of there island, still im sure we will all find somewhere else to go next year hey

[johnnyboy]

the IOW quad snake

[butch2485]

Great weekend chaps never laughed so much even without the cake.


Well done Graham for planning trip.

May pass on cakes next time (seemed to loose friday night)

[Bugrider]

Great, if only a short, time on IoW..... would have been that much better with the buggy.... ah well..... I'm sure another excuse will come along soon.

Thanks for the organisation Graham...

[Raptorman]

A good time had by all a 'big it up' for graham for arranging trip planning trails and opening all those gates.

I am glad i declined said 'good time ' cake, already had a sleep this afternoon
to catch up, pictues soon.

[Raptorman]

Just the first one, more to follow testing quality of photo

[two wheels short]

has Shaun had a cake already?:cc_rip:

He looks like he's struggling.

[two wheels short]

Speaking of which!!:bangin:

[RED PRED]

Some great comments guys, I wont take any credit because if you lot had not come along it would have been a crap weekend lol .
Give yourselves a `big it up:agree:
Thanks for all your laughter, excellent bunch of fellas :amen:

The highlights of the weekend was, without doubt ;

Warrior upsetting the bulgarian immigrant chef at the Pub Carvery bar, upon recieving his plate of meat he said, in a rather drunk and disorderly way;

" is that all you f***ing c*** "

Priceless, even the littles kiddies behind him who must have been 8 or 9, thought it was funny :scared:

The other big thanks goes to Warrior for the Mr Kiplings, absolutely mind blowing and his revenge on us for calling his efforts last year a load of crap, those cakes were awesome, probably best no to know what was in them other than sugar, butter and flour LOL

[corsasri]

thanks to everyone for making the iow trip out of this world :flypig:... a shame that we will not be going back but looking forward to may be visiting a new location.

[RED PRED]

I would go back to the IOW but only between September and April when all the best byways are open .
What is annoying is that I researched all the routes we were to ride using the HCC definitve map for the IOW which sadly seems way out of date, I could not find mention of rectrictions, doubtless someone will come up with something I have missed LOL
Anyway, we still rode some excellent byways .

[James]

Just the first one, more to follow testing quality of photo

glad you all had a smashing time! now tell me who is who in this pic. i recognise RP, YP and nogbad

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glad you all had a smashing time! now tell me who is who in this pic. i recognise RP, YP and nogbad


The zombie is Butch LOL, the one in blue is Corsa, the drugged up one in the red vest is Warrior LOL
A photo

[Raptorman]

Here we go first few photos

[Raptorman]

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[RED PRED]

Nice pics Malcolm

[RED PRED]

Any room for another ?
Cant wait to see Big Jims pics !

[butch2485]

has Shaun had a cake already?:cc_rip:

He looks like he's struggling.


No i`m standing next to the cake maker

[Timo]

Sounds like you had a good time, and haven't seen any post about crashes or rides in ambulances.

Sore butts by day from decent rides I hope, lets hope there weren't too many sore butts by night. The general theme of most threads coupled with Grahams absinthe and close sleeping arrangements.....

[RED PRED]

great weekend men and to make things even better when we were on the ferry we got to see a real life air sea rescue. What happened was some bloke that had saved all his life to buy himself a sailing boat to cruise around the solent ect had jumped on board to go for a sail around the island and when he went to pull his sails in, a broken bottle went right through his foot and severed a artery and before the helicoper got him to hospital he had blead to death. Apparantly some mindless quad bikers had been useing his boat that he saved all his life for as a bit of target practice!!! its unreal isnt it now the IOW council are thinking of closeing all the lanes permentaly as to keep minless thugs that all ride quads off of there island, still im sure we will all find somewhere else to go next year hey


This post of Johnnys made me laugh when I read it, but that incident was the downer of the weekend for me, I like a laugh and a bit of craziness but that went too far and is an issue that may deter me from organising next years trip .

[Nogbad]

This post of Johnnys made me laugh when I read it, but that incident was the downer of the weekend for me, I like a laugh and a bit of craziness but that went too far and is an issue that may deter me from organising next years trip .

Agree totally.

[y2blade]

:)


looks like a good time was had by all

[Raptorman]

This post of Johnnys made me laugh when I read it, but that incident was the downer of the weekend for me, I like a laugh and a bit of craziness but that went too far and is an issue that may deter me from organising next years trip .

I think i have missed something

[outlander]

For those that never went this is the T shirts that we all wore.

[Nogbad]

For those that never went this is the T shirts that we all wore.

Trevor, have you washed and ironed everything already ?

[outlander]

No but the wife has. I had to explain the T shirt was a joke and I hadn't really gone to the IOW with 17 *** people. At least I don't think I did!

[Nogbad]

No but the wife has. I had to explain the T shirt was a joke and I hadn't really gone to the IOW with 17 *** people. At least I don't think I did!

Well, after what they 'did' to you on Friday night, you may have to reappraise your sexual orientation.

[johnnyboy]

Graham I think you made a bloody great job organising the trip routes ect, I myself and and the rest of the boys love to have a good laugh, and yes it is sometimes at someones expence but its all taken in jest (I hope ) but when it comes down to mindless vandelism sorry to say I am not a great fan, my sister has a boat moored on the hamble, its not a very big boat but she loves it and worked very hard to buy it. I personaly have had two seperate break ins in total have lost five motor bikes that I spent a lot of time and money on,I used to fly a lot of model helicopters but they were stolen each was worth a grand or so,(three in total) none of these things were given to me they were all bought by me with money that I earnt by getting my sorry ass out of bed every day come rain or shine, I can tell you that its the most gutting experiance to find all your toys stolen and most probably just trashed or broken up. So if I was to throw bottles at the perpertrators quad or his car or his house what sort of responce do you think I would get??? I bet it would not laughter hey, so come on men have fun,have a laugh, but leave other peoples toys alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[James]

what have you lot done now, bloody chavs :rolleyes: :)

[warriorrider]

Graham I think you made a bloody great job organising the trip routes ect, I myself and and the rest of the boys love to have a good laugh, and yes it is sometimes at someones expence but its all taken in jest (I hope ) but when it comes down to mindless vandelism sorry to say I am not a great fan, my sister has a boat moored on the hamble, its not a very big boat but she loves it and worked very hard to buy it. I personaly have had two seperate break ins in total have lost five motor bikes that I spent a lot of time and money on,I used to fly a lot of model helicopters but they were stolen each was worth a grand or so,(three in total) none of these things were given to me they were all bought by me with money that I earnt by getting my sorry ass out of bed every day come rain or shine, I can tell you that its the most gutting experiance to find all your toys stolen and most probably just trashed or broken up. So if I was to throw bottles at the perpertrators quad or his car or his house what sort of responce do you think I would get??? I bet it would not laughter hey, so come on men have fun,have a laugh, but leave other peoples toys alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well said that man

[James]

can some one tell me what B J and Ant have done??????

[warriorrider]

A big thanks to rp for organising it had a real good time great bunch of guys and glad you enjoyed the cakes,maybe i'll go easy on the flour next year! lol

[johnnyboy]

big jim over exagerating the size of the thing

[johnnyboy]

bloody photo didnt appear again

[two wheels short]

Trigger can you help John get his photo's up!:rofl:

[Raptorman]

Any video footage yet ?

[RED PRED]

Those shirts were so funny, you guys have such wicked imaginations, no personal hygiene but good imaginations lol .
Those shirts were excellent .

[johnnyboy]

I have some footage Malc but I keep getting thrown off the net and cant upload a thing, dont know whats up but think its AOL not at my end. will keep trying unless Trig beats me to it LOL

[RED PRED]

I reckon there wont be any byways on the IOW next year, the amount of closures since last time was surprising .
So where else is within easy riding distance for a weekend, a Salisbury Plain tour doing B&B ?
Let me check out the memory map .

[johnnyboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z0HJQyjykw

[BIG ANT]

great weekend guys thanks rp for the mapping skills!

the police were quite kind to us the last day about the bottle incident but after alot of talking our way out they let me and bj off with a caution and we also had to sign a disclaimer that we would never go back to the isle of wight!

top trip!
and well done to the chef for cooking up some bad boy cakes!!!

:84::84::84::faint:

[Raptorman]

What did you think of the trip Big Jim, have not heard from you for a while !!

[James]

where is THE BJ he hasnt been on any of the forums since the trip

[RED PRED]

I have been texting him today and I can inform you he is still wearing the schoolgirl outfit, thats what he told me .
Strange how he has not been on here though ????

[RED PRED]

maybe i'll go easy on the flour next year! lol

Warrior, it might be a good idea to go easy on the drink too, going around a family carvery pub calling everyone a `f`ing c**t` is a good way to get your head kicked in, you were very lucky !!

[johnnyboy]

Ah but at the time it was bloody funny! that what a Mr kiplings and a few beers will do to you lol
I also have a confession to make. On our return from the IOW me and Trig decided to go and have a few beers, well one thing led to another and a few more than intended were drunk ,leading to much loudness and swearing followed by a awfull lot of staggering, so between us we decided we would have to walk home to Hedge End, so while doing the one step forward two back routine we set of on our very merry way. A little way down the road we came across a nice fresh turd curled up on the pavement so I said to trig watch out theres a fresh fox turd on the path! he said no its not its a dog turd! I said its not its a fox turd ! well to prove his point Trig got down on his hands and knees and sniffed this thing and said it was definatly a dog turd ! I got down with him and also sniffed it and said no its definatly a fox turd ! so once again to prove his point Trig stuck his finger into this turd and licked it off and said, Yep your right it is a fox turd . So we carry on our merry way but we are getting nowhere as we are just so pissed, so we decide were going to break into the bus depot and nick a bus to get us home! I said I would keep watch while Trig went in and got one fired up, so off he staggererd and after about a fag later all I could here was this almighty banging,engines reving flat out and alsorts of din so I thought I best scarper, so one step forward two back I legged it off down the road. I had got about a mile down the road when all of a sudden there was a screach of tyres beside me and sure enough it was Trig, silly grin on his chops as phuuush the door slid open, I said where the bloody hell have you been Trig!! he said the *******s parked the number 93 to Hedge End right at the back of garage and he had to move all the others out of the way to get it out :****:

[two wheels short]

You should have knicked the 18a and walked from botley!

[warriorrider]

Warrior, it might be a good idea to go easy on the drink too, going around a family carvery pub calling everyone a `f`ing c**t` is a good way to get your head kicked in, you were very lucky !!

i now i am a dickhead :brick:

[RED PRED]

Johnny you are a crazy man LOL

[two wheels short]

Dont be too hard on yourself Warrior, your not a dick head your a **nt lol

[Nogbad]

Dont be too hard on yourself Warrior, your not a dick head your a **nt lol

Actually Warrior, you are a f**king C**t !

[Big Jim]

Well done for organising the trip Graham, and working around the seasonally restricted byways that the council didn't bother to put on their website. Thank you.

Indeed the bottle throwing was bang out of order (although well done to Gary for being the only one being a good enough shot to hit the boat!).

So glad I didn't have any of Kiplings cakes, loking at the state if everyone else.

Hashman's (Warrior) performance in the Carvery was legendary, well done you c*** !

[Big Jim]

What did you think of the trip Big Jim, have not heard from you for a while !!

I was good mate, just a shame it was 'tainted' at the end by the bottle nonsense.

We came home on the Monday night & I have been knackered all week, and I didn't even have the excuse of a kipling cake!

[Bugrider]

We came home on the Monday night & I have been knackered all week, and I didn't even have the excuse of a kipling cake!

Hey, hey... Big Jim !


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I feel so happy with Jim back .
Warriors `is that all you f****g c**t` was outrageous, the poor recipient was a youth trainee chef on £5 an hour working in very hot conditions and under a lot of stress so for a drunken bloke twice his size to abuse him like that was not good, no wonder the poor chap had a mental breakdown and quit !!

[Big Jim]

I feel so happy with Jim back .
Warriors `is that all you f****g c**t` was outrageous, the poor recipient was a youth trainee chef on £5 an hour working in very hot conditions and under a lot of stress so for a drunken bloke twice his size to abuse him like that was not good, no wonder the poor chap had a mental breakdown and quit !!

Who cares, it was well funny!