My budgie Joey has to go

[RED PRED]

Due to my new cats, I have to sell Joey, my yellow Budgerigar, he comes with the cage and all required accessories, I need a quick sale so he is going cheap .

[Nogbad]

Ha ha - very original joke.

How long would he take to spit roast? Would he need stuffing?

[Big Jim]

Just ring it's neck, job done