Brand and Ross

[RED PRED]

I listened to the you tube vid of their crap show and did not find it at all funny, just two twats spouting crap, not one clever or witty remark .
If they think that harrassing an old man of 78 is comedy then they are disillusioned .
I love crude comedy but these two just dont cut the mustard .
This pair are twats .

[secret solo]

the bit i find funny is that 27,000 muppets are sad enough that they have to write in and complain, omfg, get a life...or get out more.
If you dont like it change channels.
I think songs of praise is a big joke, talk about a load of made up b*l*o*cks with no proof whatsoever., in fact i find it offensive that so many gullible muppets dressed in silly clothes try to con people into believing the fairy tale called the bible/koran and are allowed to broadcast it on tv.the biggest cause of wars-
now if ever there was something to complain about then that is it.

[two wheels short]

the amazing thing is only two people complained when the program was first broadcast.............. everyone else joined in days later after reading about it or seeing clips on the news.
The most disgusting thing is the amount of press coverage its recieved.

[Big Jim]

I actually thought it was quite funny!

"Russell f*cked your grandaughter"

& the song at the end was funny too!

Have a look at her Satanic Sluts page, she is hardly a pillar of modern society.

I don't know why everyone is so wound up about it.

http://salvationgroup.com/satanic/sluts/voluptua.htm

[RED PRED]

Good comments but I do believe that we have a right to complain, after all the BBC licence fee is not exactly cheap for the amount of crap they put out, we all have a right to expect value for money, the same goes for any product that customers are not happy with .
I would much rather listen to some proper comedy than shite like this for the money I pay, also for the salaries these two earn I would expect some quality .
Why dont they broadcast stuff like Satanic Sluts instead !

As for the insult to `songs of praise`, I will say a prayer for you this sunday and also send you an invitation to attend my church for an internal cleansing session, may the Lord penetrate your evil inner regions and purify your soul-god bless you

HALLELUJAH

[Nogbad]

Big Jim - there is nothing wrong with being a satanic slut.

I myself am one every Friday night between 9.30 and 11.00 pm (weather permitting)

You should try it one day rather than casting apersions on fine, upright members of the community.

Please keep your hatred of satanic sluts to yourself.

I consider myself offended.

[RED PRED]

I want to see Derek and Clive get the horn on telly, now that is funny, check it out that is crude comedy at its best .

The whole point of all this publicity is to make us all forget about the recession, I mean `credit crunch` there is no war at the moment and Princess Diana is long gone so what else is there to write about in the press ?

What people do with their spare time is a matter of choice, it may be considered sad to moan about tv programmes but there are also people who think forums are sad ;):D but they are just wierdos lol .

[Big Jim]

It is British peoples right to moan about anything, including TV programmes. Moaning is a British pass time.

You are right regarding the TV licence, which you have to have BY LAW, even if you do not watch the BBC!!! Mind you, most of that money goes to keeping Bruce Forsyth in Cryo stasis with Walt Disney, & thawing him out for every episode of strictly cum dancing!

I think Ross & Brand should spitroast the Satanic Slut live on TV, & let that be an end to it!!!

Ha ha - Manwell Manwell - classic ! !

[RED PRED]

LMFAO Jim, I would pay a fiver to watch that !!

[Big Jim]

It could be hosted by Bruce Forsyth!

[RED PRED]

Is he still alive or just an automaton ?

[Big Jim]

If the doddery old racist has passed over to the other side, they could use a life-size hologram, like Take That do when it's Robbies's turn to sing

[RED PRED]

Just a little point of interest, I wonder if the spanish got as uptight about Manuel being cast as a dumb downtrodden spanish waiter stereotype, as people here are over recent events .
It really is going OTT when the prime minister gets involved LOL .

[two wheels short]

Just realised my flat has dropped 15% in value since Brand shagged that little satanic slut, the ******* has a lot to answer for:ban:

[Big Jim]

Just realised my flat has dropped 15% in value since Brand shagged that little satanic slut, the ******* has a lot to answer for:ban:


I have been sticking up for Brand, but if I had have known your property price had been affected it may have been a different story

Manwell Manwell - "yees misster fawlty"

[RED PRED]

I dont care about house prices, after all, while you are still living in your house it is worth nothing, it only has selling value when you sell it .
Personally, I would like to see house prices come right down so my kids can move out and not be living with me when I retire, quite what this has to do with Brand and Ross I dont know but hey ho ;) .
My gripe with Brand and Ross is not restricted to them, it is about the poor standard of telly these days and what passes as entertainment for the licence fee, I know you can switch channels but I cant turn off the licence fee can I ? so if I have to pay then I want good quality humour and not a load of big mouth twats spouting unfunny nonsense, it seems that swearing has replaced wit and intelligence, even such mundane stuff as cooking programmes have to have the mandatory `F` word thrown in every 10 seconds-f**k*ng w*ank*rs !" .

[KingQuad 700]

Sorry Mr Pred but I agree with Big Jim. Ross & Brand are funny & all this fuss is about nothing. Stick that in your SV1000 exhaust pipe & smoke it.

[RED PRED]

Thats ok Mr.Kingquad, I respect your right to disagree, I agree all this fuss is about nothing but it takes your mind off all the other crap in life, I will never find those two funny though and I hope you will respect my opinion as much as I respect yours, as a liberal I believe in everybody being able to voice their opinions-all except Danny that is !
As for SV1000 exhaust pipes, I will not put anything in them as it my right to choose and you should respect my choice in that matter .
You and Big Jim are becoming very good buddies LOL, I respect that too .

[Big Jim]

I like you King Quad

You are my new best friend

What are you wearing?

[RED PRED]

leave him alone, nogbads ass is on his mind

[KingQuad 700]

Someone jealous that me & Big Jim are best buddies???

[Big Jim]

Looks that way new buddy!!

[RED PRED]

I believe in free love, if you two want to have a carnal relationship thats fine by me, be free to sow your seeds my friends ,

[Big Jim]

Yeah right, you jealous biatch !

[RED PRED]

I am not jealous, I respect your right to choose who to love, we are all free to love whoever we wish-except me as Katherine Jenkins is already taken .

[Big Jim]

Jenkins would annoy you after a while

"stop singing biatch, enough is enough"

[RED PRED]

obviously you would have to keep her gagged Jim !

is her favouirite song `the drugs dont work` lol

[Big Jim]

Katherines gagged, at last!

[RED PRED]

She is very tasty though, she could show me her mezzo soprano anytime :amen:

[Big Jim]

Amen to that, brother