Bmw

[outlander]

I'm going for a test ride on a BMW R1200 S tomorrow. Graham's right, quad bikes are sh.t, motorbikes rule.LOL. Only joking, my quads staying, just thought that you can't have too many toys and I sometimes miss not having a bike. I used to have the R1100S and it was a lovely bike to ride, want to try this and see if it's as comfy. Hope it's dry tomorrow, anyone know when the rainy season finishes in England.

[RED PRED]

Nice one Trevor, the rainy season lasts forever-doh .
There is a section for bikes so we can talk bike all night in our own little world without upsetting any over sensitive quad people ;);)

[Big Jim]

Are you getting a sidecar so you & Simon can continue to swing your pants at exciting new locations?!!

[outlander]

It's not Simon, It's Gary (upperdean). If you call him Simon once more he might have to come over and swing your pants :eek::eek::eek:

[Big Jim]

It's not Simon, It's Gary (upperdean). If you call him Simon once more he might have to come over and swing your pants :eek::eek::eek:


NOW YOUR TALKING!!

Will you take turns in the sidecar!!

[RED PRED]

LMFAO, why do you call him Simon Jim ?

[upperdeane]

LMFAO, why do you call him Simon Jim ?

Evening.

I guess he thiks i'm Simple Simon ...oh well after my Lada experience on the IoW..maybe I am :)

[Big Jim]

Dont you guys remember Trevor & Simon?

They were hilarious, their comedy hook was to "swing their pants"

Shame on you guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ixcNjq9d0&feature=related

[RED PRED]

God i remember them, excellent stuff, so when we go to the IOW next year Trevor and Simon can swing their pants around the `camp`fire lol .

[outlander]

Bloody hell Jim, your the bollocks. Where do you find these things. Just as I was stopping laughing at the video I saw your avitar!!!!!!!!!

[Big Jim]

Bloody hell Jim, your the bollocks. Where do you find these things. Just as I was stopping laughing at the video I saw your avitar!!!!!!!!!

I work 24-7 to keep you guys entertained!!!

[RED PRED]

Jim is a surfer extraordinaire and I dont mean he is good in the sea !
The avatar is very good .

[Big Jim]

I dont have enough to do at work!!

[outlander]

Next week I will be riding round on a BMW R 1200 S. Where's that swamp again, maybe if I go fast enough............?

[Big Jim]

Next week I will be riding round on a BMW R 1200 S. Where's that swamp again, maybe if I go fast enough............?

Send Graham through first as his bike will be about 200kgs lighter than yours!

[upperdeane]

Next week I will be riding round on a BMW R 1200 S. Where's that swamp again, maybe if I go fast enough............?

Trevor ....why ...how ... explain please ..thought you sold the bike as you dint ride it much ....have you changed you mind on the bike thing then ?

[Big Jim]

Trevor ....why ...how ... explain please ..thought you sold the bike as you dint ride it much ....have you changed you mind on the bike thing then ?


Ooh, trouble in the Trevor & Simon (civil) partnership???

[outlander]

No trouble, he'll be fine once he realises that BMW sidecars have TV, ****tail cabinets and a nice comfy seat to relax in and read Lada weekly.
The best bike I ever owned was the one I sold to buy the quad as the wife said I couldn't have both and that was a R1100S. Now she has realised that the garage IS big enough for 2 toys and she says she is very sorry for getting it wrong!

[Big Jim]

Normal service is resumed then,

I hope your good lady has learnt the error of her ways!

Did you have to punish her?

[RED PRED]

Mine would not get through the swamp as it has road tyres lol .
The only thing that could survive the Binsted Swamp would be a tank or hovercraft :D.
Good to hear you are getting a bike Trevor, quads are good but there is nothing like real speed ;):D
Coming for a ride soon Trevor .

[Big Jim]

I have a Puch Maxi, can I tag along?

[RED PRED]

Is it like this Jim, sure you can come for a ride with us (if you strap it to the bike of a bike) lol

[Big Jim]

Is it like this Jim, sure you can come for a ride with us (if you strap it to the bike of a bike) lol

Its like that, but more mauve.

I have had it raced tunes & it does 28 mph now, please can I come, can I, please??????

[RED PRED]

Not sure my bike goes down to 28mph Jim, lol

[robgrizz660]

please stop buying bikes or I will be forced to buy another one:frusty:

[Big Jim]

Best sell (me) your quad first then

[RED PRED]

Go on Rob, you know you want to !

Danny, can we change the name to;

Berkshire and Hants Quad and Bike association lol .

[robgrizz660]

Best sell (me) your quad first then

you got first dibs on it Jimbo, it's having an overhaul at present:)

[Big Jim]

you got first dibs on it Jimbo, it's having an overhaul at present:)


Cool, hopefully it will all work out time-wise by the time I have sold the QZ etc, do I have to pay extra for the otter box?

[outlander]

It's arrived. I've put it in the garage now so it can have a little chat and get to know it's mate. They seem to be getting along OK, no jealousy yet from the Can Am.

[Big Jim]

Be you & Graham swinging your pants from now on then...

[RED PRED]

Nice one Trevor, not sure it will be comfy for touring though !

[outlander]

Hey, who needs comfort :confused::confused::confused:

[RED PRED]

Trevor, just to piss off the anti bikers on here, can we post future bike related threads in the bike (dark side) section, if we post enough it will become bigger than the quad sections and how funny if it took over the site lol;);):D

[Big Jim]

Why dont we all sell our quads & buy bikes???

We can wear silk panties too

Fags !!

[RED PRED]

You dont need to buy a bike to wear silk panties, i often wear my wifes

[Big Jim]

I do too, not sure if she will want them back now they are all stretched & skiddy!

[James]

lets all be bikers!!!
RP's wife doesent look to pleased with jim for stretching her underwear!

[RED PRED]

All future bike related posts to be posted in the relevant section please, failure to do this will result in strangulation by Big Jim >

[James]

yeah, thats a bad outlander!

[Big Jim]

lets all be bikers!!!
RP's wife doesent look to pleased with jim for stretching her underwear!


Its been a while since we have seen a picture of Johnny of here!!

[James]

how did you get that picture of johnny on your pc jim ROFL!

[Big Jim]

how did you get that picture of johnny on your pc jim ROFL!

I had to chop round his head, didn't think you would like to see his winkie!